for a pessimist, i'm pretty optimistic

So I've been down in the 'big' state of Texas for almost two weeks now, and I believe I need to broaden my horizons. So I'm going to put myself out there and have some experiences other than going to Walmart twice a day just for fun....it was quite fun, but only for the first 8 times...

the Texas 'things to do list' goes as follows:

1. attend a Dallas Stars NHL game
2. use the pronoun "y'all" in a sentence just to fit in
3. attend a Texas Rangers MLB game
4. eat a scorpion
5. shave my head
6. attend a Kilgore Bulldogs High School football game (and cheer for the visiting team)
7. shoot a shotgun
8. eat me some gator
9. skeet shoot (clay pigeon style...)
10. attend a Dallas Cowboys game
11. put out a fire with a big hose
12. find a church that I can worship in
13. get the leaky roof fixed...
14. put on 10 pounds
15. attend a Kilgore Rangers College football game
16. eat at a P.F. Chang's* (late addition)
17. see the new Dallas Cowboys Stadium* (late addition)